You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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