ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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