I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
now i know why i became what i already was.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Do plants get herpes?
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