so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
it's not cheating when I paid for it
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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