i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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