only if we run a train.
done.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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