and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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