is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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