STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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