your room smells of hookers.
And success
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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