Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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