is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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