I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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