nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
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