weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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