so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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