Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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