i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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