I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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