There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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