How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Life is so much better after having sex.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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