I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I don't think brook has ever known best
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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