Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
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