so let's talk penis.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
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