Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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