How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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