why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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