she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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