You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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