We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Holy sore nipples Batman
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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