Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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