I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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