Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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