guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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