So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
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