But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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