spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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