they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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