Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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