Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Randomize
