I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
