so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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