THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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