Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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