Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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