let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Fuck me I smell like cheese
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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