you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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