i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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