you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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