she looked like the before picture.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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