there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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