What a fucking waste of an outfit
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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