You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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